Monday, July 03, 2006

Would You Rather... ?

I think we’ve all played this game at some point in your life. The questions range from the culinary “Would you rather eat a dead snake or a live bug?” to the romantic “Would you rather kiss a frog or be kissed by creepy Mr. Dovin?” to the morbid “Would you rather die in a car crash or by drowning?” to the philosophical “Would you rather be happy for a lifetime or rich for a lifetime?”

Last night I had a dream, and in my dream someone had published a book with the following title: “Would you rather live without a soul for one year or live in Budapest for the rest of your life?”

What does this mean? It means I’ve been lazing around my parents’ house too long, am bored out of my skull, and am having weird dreams.